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DEDICATED TO JUGGERNUART2 WHO WANTS 99 FISHING, KEEP REACHING FOR THAT RAINBOW
One day, Angry noob went to the Lumbridge Castle raffle draw of the year 149 AD
Duke
of Lumbridge:The Third prize is a Silverlight sword wally used to kill dendrith over 30 years ago, and the winner is . . .
911
Hans:Sir, i'm a 911
Duke of Lumbridge:The second prize is a 20'000gp cash prize which was left to us by Saradomin
and the winner is . . . 939
Donnie:Sir, i'm a 939
Duke of lumbridge:The grand and first prize is a 50'000gp cash
prize and a holiday to Karrajama plus free boat travel (Two way), and the winner is . . . 177
Angry Noob:Sir, i'm a 177
Duke of Lumbridge:Congratulations
Mr. Noob, you
won 50K and a trip to musa point
Navigator Pete:Follow me sir, your holiday is on it's way
Navigator Pete:(Slips
on Grease Puddle) WHOA!!!!!!!!!!
And the two locals set off on a journey to Musa Point . . .
Lumbridge Hip-Hopper:
La men . . . La men is in da house
Angry
Noob:(Throws nickel at Lumbridge Hip-Hopper)
Lumbridge Hip-Hopper:thanks Boys, hope to catch ya later
Navigator
Pete:The streets of the cities we'll be passing are dangerous
Angry Noob:Them and what army
ACROSS THE STREET . . .
Kris Hellfire:It's
that angry noob guy again
Kira
Hellfire:His pig came flying through our window
Goblin:(Walks across street)
Kris Hellfire:Nice try ugly but monsters
aren't allowed on the suface
Goblin:Tell a monster who cares
Kris Hellfire:Okay
Kris and Kira Hellfire:(Shoots arrows
at Goblin)
Goblin:(Runs off street)
MEANWHILE . . .
Navigator Pete:. . . So thats why the streets are
dangeous
Angry
Noob:Uh . . . Because your Grandmother died on the streets
Navigator:YES AND SO DID YOURS
Angry Noob:RAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Navigator
Pete:The duke told me about you, now lets head to port sairum
Angry Noob:Thanks, i will
Angry Noob:(Walks into forest)
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