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WARNING:THIS EPISODE MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF OFFENSIVE PARTS AND STUFF FROM MOVIES
One day, a man went to the
lumbridge castle to see the king in a velvet cape . . .
Angry Noob:Hello Duke
Duke of Lumbridge:Hello angry noob, what can i do for you?
Angry noob:I wanna buy a . . .
Duke of lumbridge:Sir, this is not a pet store
Angry Noob:RAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duke
of Lumbridge:Sir . . . Please
Angry
Noob:(Runs out of bedroom screaming and tumbles downstairs)
Angry Noob:(THUMP!!!!!!!!!)
Lady Lumbridge:Are you all right sir
Angry noob:CHOO-CHOO
Lady
Lumbridge:Sir, this is not a train
Angry
Noob:RAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angry noob:(Runs out of castle screaming)
Angry Noob:(See's pig on road to dranyor Village)
Angry noob:(GASP)
Kira Hellfire:Hey, A Pig
Kris
Hellfire:Ha Ha, so it is
Kira/Kris:(Loads bows with arrows and shoots at pig)
Angry Noob:(Jumps across pig and takes shot)
Angry Noob:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kira
and Kris:(GASP)
Kris Hellfire:Are you okay mr. Noob
Angry Noob:Everything going black . .
. now yellow . . . now green
Kria Hellfire:Aw (Takes arrows out of Angry Noob)
Kris Hellfire:I can see this man worships Guthix and loves all
creatures, lets go kill some lessers
Pig:(Licks angry noob
on face)
Angry
Noob:I found a new friend
Angry
Noob and well
. . .his new friend went home to the Angry
Noob Shack but
Angry Noob was up to no good (Or was he?)
Angry Noob:(Walks pig on ceiling backwards and fowards)
Angry Noob:Spider noob, Spider Noob, does whatever a spider noob does
Kria Hellfire:(Looks in window of shack)
Kria
Hellfire:Hey babe, That hippie is playing Spider Noob
with the pig
Kris Hellfire:I wish we did that for eachother
Kria Hellfire:Lets go home and do that shall we? and then
we'll make some kids
Kris and Kira:(Pash)
Later at the rangers camp in Varrok . . .
Kris Hellfire:(Walks
Kira on ceiling backwards and fowards)
Kris Hellfire:Spider Noob, Spider Noob . . .
Kris and Kira Together:. . . Does whatever a spider noob does
Chris Lupenic:(YELLS FROM DISTANCE):SHUT
UP, SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP HERE
Meanwhile back at angry Noob's shack . . .
Angry Noob:Over these last few hours, we have really bonded Haven't we pig?
Pig:(Grunts
happily)
Pig:I can talk you know!!
Angry
Noob:You can talk????????????????????????????????
Pig:And today for our dinner, i feature mouthwatering bacon bits, just
pull them out of me
Angry
Noob:Are you sure
Pig:Sure i'm sure
Angry
Noob:(Pulls out bacon and puts in mouth)
Pig:Like it . . .
Angry Noob:Tastes poisin
Pig:It is poisin you grumpy sack of Crap
Angry Noob:RAUGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angry Noob:(Picks up
pig)
MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE RANGERS CAMP
Kira Hellfire:You know, I enjoy doing it with you
Kris Hellfire:Yeah
i . . .
Pig:(Comes flying through window of cabin)
Kris Hellfire:. . . Enjoy it too
Kira Hellfire:Look, a Pig, It
looks like angry
noob's pig
Kris
Hellfire:It is Angry
Noob's pig
Kira
Hellfire:Oh well, he dosen't deserve a pet after all
Kira and Kris:(Goes back to doing what i think they are doing)
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