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One day, a man who lived in lumbridge was buying a barbaque pit from the genrel store
Shopkeeper Boogernose Zarnis:How
can i help you mr. Noob?
Angry
noob:I wanna buy somthing for my backyard, somthing to cook my raw crud on
Shopkeeper Boogernose Zarnis:Just what you
need is a barbaque pit
Angry
noob:Yes i do, Now how much do i owe you
Shopkeeper Boogernose Zarnis:Lets see . . . You owe me . . . 300 Billion shiny
things
Angry
noob:RAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angry Noob:(Writes
cheque) Here Take it
Shopkeeper Boogernose Zarnis:Sir, this is just 300 Billion gold written on a banknote
Angry Noob:RAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angry Noob:(Runs
out of the store and runs back in screaming at high pitch and steals the barbaque pit)
Shopkeeper Boogernose Zarnis:Sir,
You have not been cleared to steal this
Angry
Noob:(Runs across street screaming)
At home in the backyard of the Angry Noob Shack, he sets up his barbaque pit
Angry Noob:Lets see . . . dig 4X4 square that is 5-10cm
deep
Angry
Noob:(Digs and Breaks Shovel)
Angry
Noob:AW FRUIT TINGLES MY SKULL
Angry
noob:Fill up hole with cement
Angry
Noob:(Lays cement)
Angry
Noob:Well at least i done that perfectily
WHEN ITS ALL DONE . . .
Angry Noob:(Looks at Picture of barbaque pit)
Angry Noob:Thats one
yummy barbaque pit
Angry
Noob (Looks at
Real design)
Angry
Noob:WHY DOSEN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THE PICTURE???????????????????
Angry Noob:(Walks up and stamps on design)
Angry Noob:WHY . . . MUST . . . LIFE . . . BE . . .
SO . . . HARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Angry Noob:(Runs up to end of backyard)
Angry Noob:(Runs to design screaming high pitch and breaks ankle)
Angry Noob:AW SON OF
A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LATER AT THE DUEL ARENA HOSPITAL . . .
Dr. Stupid:Your ankle is very broken
Angry Noob:RAUGH
. . .
Dr. Stupid:Don't yell just yet because it's so broken, the service will cost you 1K oynx gems
Angry Noob:RAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angry Noob:(Jumps
out of bed and runs out of hospital)
Angry
Noob:OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Dr. Stupid:Tell ya what, i like the way you go nuts over nothing so i'll
do it for free
Angry
Noob:What a deal, i'll take it
A FEW HOURS LATER . . .
Dr. Stupid:Wheres my Oynx Gems?
Angry Noob:(Runs out of hospital)
Angry Noob:RAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dr. Stupid:Wait, You fogot your shoes
ON THE WAY HOME . . . ANGRY NOOB MEETS A MAN WITH A DRAGON BATTLEAXE
Beserker Kwan:RAUGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angry Noob:Hey,
THATS MY BIT!!!
Beserker Kwan:I have every right to do that too Noob
Angry Noob:LETS SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH THAT AXE CHOOB
Beserker Kwan:Okay
Beserker
Kwan:(Does Dragon Battleaxe special attack)
Beserker Kwan:RAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beserker Kwan:(Smashes
Axe in Angry Noobs
face)
Beserker Kwan:Buh-Bye
Angry
Noob:(Respawns in Lumbridge)
Angry
noob:(Runs across street into Angry
Noob Shack)
Angry Noob:RAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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